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I love the Silent Hill Series. The new games did nothing wrong whatsoever, they were developed well, and did things different. I believe that Silent Hill Downpour will make all Silent Hill fans happy. Team Silent doesn't exist, but their series does.
yet another Clerks reference: "It's called inter-species erotica fucko!" - Sexy StudI'm now scared that inter-species erotica was accepted by spell check "Late that night I awoke from my sleep hearing unknown voices laughing insane!" -Jay and Randall
"I love Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She's got enormous lips!" -Sarge "Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it? I could suggest a few places." -Sarge
"Would you mind if I dated your pumkin?" Early Cyler
She's a hard work lover, a real tough mother, she's the cover of a magazine And I'm happy knowin', that what keeps me goin' is what's gonna keep me comin' back She's my honkin' tonkin', everything I'm wantin' Cowboy Cadillac
'Look at your neighbour, back to me. Look at your neighbour, back to me. I am not your neighbour. Look at the ground, back to me. I'm running off with your neighbour, 'cause you never took the initiate. U mad, bro?' - Old Spice Guy
'I'm sorry, Walter, but your princess is another castle!' - Metal Man
"There was a hole here, it's in the bathroom now." - Perry Mason
"By the way, about your TV, you do know that you can't use rabbit ears anymore?" - Perry Mason
Even furthur down:
"One more thing, I forgot to tell you before the whole chained-door stuck inside forever thing but you're all out of toilet paper, you have to make use of the sandpaper under the kitchen sink." - Perry Mason