What would you say to Harry?

[The22sacrament]

This is what i would say: Dude i have seen your daughter. Yep, she was floating over the lake..... she kept saying somthing about giving birth to god. weird right?

What would YOU say?

[what]

"Spoiler Alert: Don't waste your time."

[Purramid_Head]

Restored to her former self.

[Wooden Plank]

Here's a baby. Go home now. You can pick up that cop if you feel like it.

[Kyle Purrenhage]

"So what if Lisa's a little leaky; that happens to her every month. Hey Harry, if you didn't want to go to the store for her you should have told me. I don't mind buying those firecracker things--tampons, right..."





(I'm dedicating this post to a special someone who would get a kick out of it, but sadly can't read it.)

[Augophthalmoses]

Have you seen a little girl around here? Short, black hair.

[xavier95]

"Yeah, I saw her, she went through a hole, but it's gone now."

[Wooden Plank]

"So what if Lisa's a little leaky; that happens to her every month. Hey Harry, if you didn't want to go to the store for her you should have told me. I don't mind buying those firecracker things--tampons, right..."





(I'm dedicating this post to a special someone who would get a kick out of it, but sadly can't read it.)

Oooooh. Who?

[Kyle Purrenhage]

"So what if Lisa's a little leaky; that happens to her every month. Hey Harry, if you didn't want to go to the store for her you should have told me. I don't mind buying those firecracker things--tampons, right..."





(I'm dedicating this post to a special someone who would get a kick out of it, but sadly can't read it.)

Oooooh. Who?

Her name was Gina. That's who I was dedicating my post to; she was a good friend of mine.

[Piece0fSheet666]

"Cheryl's having sex with Andy in your backyard", "Nobody would like to be in your books", "We're closed for the season", "There's a tradition in this town of sacrificing and cooking little girls", "We're the only town where nurses wear red uniforms", "We make the best doobies", "In case you need the police you're screwed", "It's always foggy here. In for a vacation?" or something in that tone. Cheer him up a bit ya know. Or get him lost in the translation.

[Wren]

For some reason, "They do not close Florida, sir," seems like a good idea right here.

[TraceBASS]

"Go, Harry. You must take your place in the Great Circle of...Batsh*t Craziness. Here's a pipe. Knock yourself out."

[The Gentleman]

"Don't worry Harry old chap, there are many people who can't turn and run at the same time."

[TraceBASS]

I see your Britishness there, sir.

"Is this a dream? Sorry, just thought I'd say it first so I can bust you for plagiarism. Problem?"

[MunirBinJulaihi]

*sees Harry from afar*

*goes to Harry*

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

*gives Harry a SOCOM, a FAMAS, and a long bandana filled with lucky charm*

"Good luck, Harry!"

*poof*

[xavier95]

*sees Harry from afar*

*goes to Harry*

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

*gives Harry a SOCOM, a FAMAS, and a long bandana filled with lucky charm*

"Good luck, Harry!"

*poof*

And an eyepatch and a cardboard box for good measure.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

I've seen a little girl, short black hair.

[Wooden Plank]

I'll tell you where your daughter is, if you give me that kickass jacket.

[xavier95]

"Who, you mean this?" *holds up severed head*

Is that too much?

[EerieClarity]

Harry: Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair?

Myself: Got a picture?

Harry: Yeah sure, here's one...

*Hands photo*

Myself: Oh..............................that's not good.......................................