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Things you wouldn't hear in silent hill 4

Post by tokyocowboy on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:53 am

ive seen this in a number of other silent hill forums at it always gets good posts.

but i couldn't find it here. its simple just post things that are unlikly to be said on silent hill 4. if it takes of we can put it on silent hill 1, 2, 3 and 5.

ill start off.

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after noticing the chain locking the door and the fact all the windows are locked, Henry uses the iron pipe and convineantly stored hand gun to smash the window, climbs down the fire escape and to freedom.

Joseph: :O crap why didn't i think of that!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Rapid Vengeance on Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:07 pm

henry:if we get cornored by walter,why dont u strip naki eileen and be a decoy while i leg it !
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Mercury on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:01 pm

"Would you like some help walking around, considering you have a sprained ankle, a broken arm, a gouged eye, and bruises and open cuts all over your body?" - Henry to Eileen

I never heard him offer once!
ya fuckin rite
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Floodclaw on Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:49 pm

Henry: Here's a logical response to that situation, rather than simply asking "What the hell?".
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:04 am

Eileen and Henry are cornered by a group of twin victims in water prison world.

Eileen: I guess this is the end

Henry: And I'm still a virgin *sob*

Eileen: Well, if these are our last moments alive then I guess we could...

The two move closer as the song J'taime starts playing. Just as they move below the camera the screen fades to white.

Henry: Eileen, oh Eileen...

Henry wakes up to find himself spread across the couch.

Henry: Wait. It was all just a dream?

He looks up to find Eileen standing over him and realizes his fly is open.

Eileen: I came to deliver you're mail, they got ours mixed up again. Are you OK you look a little flustered?

Henry : I WASN'T FAPPING!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by tokyolooney on Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:06 pm

Henry:(to Cynthia) DAMMIT, Bitch you can't die! What about my special favor? Selfish whore!

Cynthia: Ugh.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:42 am

Cynthia: Hold on a second, I think I'm gonna puke

Cynthia runs into the toilets and emerges some minutes later.

Cynthia: Henry, there's something I have to tell you. I've been throwing up quite a bit recently and the reasoon for this is...I'm pregnant, and it's YOUR baby.

Henry: :shock:

Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuun.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by tokyolooney on Sun Apr 19, 2009 1:29 am

Eileen: Have you been peeking into my room?
Henry: Wut?
Eileen: YOU BEEN WATCHING ME UNDRESS, PUNK?!
Henry: WUT
Eileen: Naughty boy. Give me that ice pick and I'll show you a great time.
Henry: *thumbs up*
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Rapid Vengeance on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:32 pm

henry:your names walter right ?

walter:?

henry:fancy going for a drink

walter ? ''stab''
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:03 pm

Walter, James, Harry and Douglas are sat in a bar.

Harry: Sucks to be dead don't it?

Douglas: Totally. I was stabbed to death by a broad, how'd you die?

Harry: I crashed my car.

James: Well I drove my car into a lake.

They all look at Walter expectantly.

Walter: I severed an artery...with a spoon.

*Cricket chirp*
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Parvatii on Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:08 pm

WebZombie wrote:Walter, James, Harry and Douglas are sat in a bar.

Harry: Sucks to be dead don't it?

Douglas: Totally. I was stabbed to death by a broad, how'd you die?

Harry: I crashed my car.

James: Well I drove my car into a lake.

They all look at Walter expectantly.

Walter: I severed an artery...with a spoon.

*Cricket chirp*


Only a SH fan, like me, would laugh as hard as i am at this.
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? (V)(;,,,;)(V)
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:24 pm

Xuchilbara wrote:
WebZombie wrote:Walter, James, Harry and Douglas are sat in a bar.

Harry: Sucks to be dead don't it?

Douglas: Totally. I was stabbed to death by a broad, how'd you die?

Harry: I crashed my car.

James: Well I drove my car into a lake.

They all look at Walter expectantly.

Walter: I severed an artery...with a spoon.

*Cricket chirp*


Only a SH fan, like me, would laugh as hard as i am at this.


Glad you liked it 8D
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Parvatii on Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:20 pm

WebZombie wrote:
Xuchilbara wrote:
WebZombie wrote:Walter, James, Harry and Douglas are sat in a bar.

Harry: Sucks to be dead don't it?

Douglas: Totally. I was stabbed to death by a broad, how'd you die?

Harry: I crashed my car.

James: Well I drove my car into a lake.

They all look at Walter expectantly.

Walter: I severed an artery...with a spoon.

*Cricket chirp*


Only a SH fan, like me, would laugh as hard as i am at this.


Glad you liked it 8D


One thing... You have to change Harry's death to getting whacked my some crazy cult member cuz if we go by the car crash thing there is no Heather therefore Douglas is still alive! (:O)
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? (V)(;,,,;)(V)
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Floodclaw on Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 pm

Xuchilbara wrote:One thing... You have to change Harry's death to getting whacked my some crazy cult member cuz if we go by the car crash thing there is no Heather therefore Douglas is still alive! (:O)


PIME TARADOX!
It doesn't logically work, but it's funnier that way ;D
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by tokyocowboy on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:07 am

cynthia: i'll do a little favor for you later. (cheaky smile and wink)

henrys mind: yes maybe she will help me get the ufo ending on silent hill.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:57 pm

Xuchilbara wrote:One thing... You have to change Harry's death to getting whacked my some crazy cult member cuz if we go by the car crash thing there is no Heather therefore Douglas is still alive! (:O)

Arg, Brainfart! It never occured to me :drool:
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by SkyMadeOfCrowes on Sun May 10, 2009 10:42 pm

Henry: Maybe I should drink this before I use it a weapon
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Mon May 11, 2009 2:51 pm

Eileen and Henry are in the subway, poor, smelly and with no place to call home.

Eileen: What are we going to do about money and food?

Henry: The only thing we can do. Eileen, you're gonna have to work the streets.

Eileen: With my arm and leg like this!?

Henry: You have a perfectly good mouth don't you?

10 minutes later.

Henry: Male escort, get your male escort right here.

Bodybuilder: *Eyeing Henry* I like my men skinny.

Henry: :worry: 20 bucks

Bodybuilder pays Eileen and grabs Henry's hand, breaking some of his fingers.

Bodybuilder: *Carting Henry off* You and me are gonna get busy tonight.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by antgarland on Tue May 12, 2009 12:55 am

Henry sees Eileen in the hospital

Henry: I got you these flow.....why are you holding those sheets.....Eileen is that our...

Eileen: Yes Henry it looks just like you...

*Eileen pulls a twin head victim out from the sheets*

Henry: What the hell? Were you drinking gasoline through your pregnancy?????

Eileen: Can you blame me have you seen the size of this thing i was in labour for 4 weeks, I fell off the table and killed a very small doctor!!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by tokyocowboy on Wed May 13, 2009 6:26 am

hahaha kepp em comin
 
 
 
 
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