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Post by SkyMadeOfCrowes on Sat May 23, 2009 11:56 pm

Henry sees Eileen in the hospital bed

She wakes up

Eileen: Aaraaaaaaah!!!! Wait, were you watching me sleeping?
Henry: Um, yeah
Edward Cullen: Dammit, she woke up already
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Sun May 24, 2009 2:19 pm

SkyMadeOfCrowes wrote:Henry sees Eileen in the hospital bed

She wakes up

Eileen: Aaraaaaaaah!!!! Wait, were you watching me sleeping?
Henry: Um, yeah
Edward Cullen: Dammit, she woke up already


Lol, serves him right is what I say XD
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by rightplanet on Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:15 pm

Things you wouldn't hear in silent hill 4
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Sunchaser on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:08 pm

Image
We think your a dickhead
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魔 仇 祟
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by WebZombie on Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:54 am

Henry: *Pushing the door* We're doomed, Walter's going to get us for sure, It won't open, I'm pushing as hard as I can but it won't buge

Eileen: That's because the handle says 'Pull.'

Henry: *Pulls door open* Ah I see.

Walter and Eileen: What an idiot.
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by AgentCoop on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:56 pm

*start of the game, when Henry first sees all the locks and chains on his door*

Henry: What. The. Hell...eh, I didn't have anyplace to go today anyway.

*goes back to bed*
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by CCXVI on Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:02 am

henry : huh?! radio... what's going on with that radio?
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by EzTerix on Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:29 am

Joseph: Kill
Kill
Kill
Ki-*falls off roof and suffers a concussion on his head*

Henry: Quick check his pockets!

Eileen: Ever had a threesome with an unconscious man?

Henry: This might have worked with Cynthia but not him now steal his crap!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by Lxshr on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:56 am

After finding the hole in his bathroom.

Henry: Shit... Never getting that deposit back
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by GrinningDog on Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:00 pm

Andrew DeSalvo's ghost: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by hairymason on Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:26 am

Sunchaser wrote:Image
We think your a dickhead

That is @&$(^^)%@*^(*&)%#@ awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ilaughed so hard I choked and almosted vomited, FABULOUS!!!!! (waving with both hands.)
No more questions! We have Rosemary!
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by hairymason on Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:35 am

I forgot mine,
Loud disembodied voice: Heeeeeenryyyy. Heeeeeeeeeenryyyyyyy! Wake up pansy!

Henry: What what what! I'm up!

Loud disembodied voice: Henry, do you wanna get out of this room?

Henry: (with a blank look on his face) Yes.

Loud disembodied voice: You have to grow a pair and ask Eileen on a date instead of looking through the peephole like a f#@$%n' degenerate. No wonder there's no paper towels around here.

Henry: Pair of what?
No more questions! We have Rosemary!
 
 
 
 
 

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Post by TraceBASS on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:21 am

Sunchaser wrote:Image
We think your a dickhead


My caption:

TWIN HEAD VICTIM
Needs a Quarter Pounder in its other hand
I don't get mad; I get even - which isn't normal, for someone as odd as me.

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Post by Wren on Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:15 am

Lxshr wrote:After finding the hole in his bathroom.

Henry: Shit... Never getting that deposit back


JUST. ABOUT. DIED. LAUGHING.
And getting rick rold with written word was great as well.
^And both of those.
:D

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Post by Princess Kenny on Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:40 pm

Henry looks through the small hole in the wall. He see's Eileen undressing. Henry pulls back.

Henry: Don't think I should be looking.

Henry looks back through the hole. He looks around, and unzips his jeans put's his hands down his pants. He pulls back from the hole again.

Henry: No, I can't I can't. Or can I. I have been stuck in here for 5 days, and its not like she'll notice. Screw it.

Henry looks back through the hole and puts his hand down his pants. A ghost appears through the wall above Henry.

Ghost: What a pervert. I guess he's got what's coming to him.
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Post by Wren on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:37 pm

Walter "Fuck this, murder is boring. I'm just gonna go hang out with that red pyramid thing for the rest of eternity. Peace, bitches."
*Walter walks away*

Henry "Why the hell couldn't you have decided that AFTER I got my special favor?!"

Eileen "What?"

Henry "Nothing. Wanna go back to my place? I think you'll be able to now..."

Eileen "What? No, I need a real man. HEY WALTER! WAIT UP!"

Henry "What the hell....?"

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Post by Princess Kenny on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:32 pm

Henry waits for Cynthia out side the subway. The toilet door slowly opens inch by inch.
And suddenly the door swings open to reveal a dog humping another dog. Henry looks on as the dogs continue to humps.

Henry : Wonder what their pups will look like.
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Post by GreyChild on Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:08 am

onefreeman316 wrote:Henry waits for Cynthia out side the subway. The toilet door slowly opens inch by inch.
And suddenly the door swings open to reveal a dog humping another dog. Henry looks on as the dogs continue to humps.

Henry : Wonder what their pups will look like.


Or...everything you said up until the door opens...the door opens and Cynthia walks out, she says "Okay let's go" She walks forward and henry looks at her only to see a long piece of toilet paper hanging from her bottom...

henry: Oh that's embarrassing...
Cynthia: Excuse me?
Henry: Oh nothing...it's this way right?
-Walks behind Cynthia for the rest of the level giggling-
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Post by LXMETALC on Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:56 am

Henry wakes up on his bed after first time meeting Cynthia in the subway, "It was all a dream?", gets up and goes to work.

fin.
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Post by TraceBASS on Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:02 pm

The topic!!! It's...ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

I think Silent Hill 4 would do pretty well as an anime - it seems like it's simply begging to have a huge load of anime moments. :lol:

Walter Sullivan doing a "Stop Woman Abuse" advertisement with Dexter. That is all. :lol: Pure evil.......
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